Nuff said. Here are the Penny Arcade comic strips about Skyrim. I will be adding more as they come...
After killing your first dragon in Skyrim, you might feel like a real bad-ass.
After killing your second dragon, you may feel like an unstoppable God-King made flesh.
A word of advice? These giants do not give a sh*t how many dragons you've killed.
Leave their mammoths alone.
Tycho: You don't need to pick up everything in an Elder Scrolls game. You just don't. You don't! Stop. Put it down.
Gabe: If you can pick it up, you probably need it! That's how videogames work.
Tycho: I understand that, to a point. Here's where we diverge: you are carrying two hundred and seventy pounds of brooms.
Gabe: Man, I don't want to get to the f*cking Broom Dungeon, and be, like, "Why didn't I pick up all those brooms?"
Brooms actually do have a use. You can turn them into rather powerful staves using the Atrinoch forge.
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